Drunk Driving without Leaving the Barstool!

MARCH 31--In a law enforcement first, Ohio cops this month arrested a man for drunk driving on a motorized bar stool. That's right, a motorized bar stool, which can be seen below in a police evidence photo. According to cops, Kile Wygle, 28, crashed his bar stool near his Newark home earlier this month and called 911 due to his injuries. When an officer arrived and asked Wygle what happened, he answered, "I wrecked my bar stool." According to a Newark Police Division report, a copy of which you'll find here, Wygle's homemade ride is powered by a Briggs & Stratton lawnmower engine. Wygle noted that the bar stool could hit nearly 40 miles per hour, but that he was only going 20 when he wiped out late in the afternoon on March 4 (a witness told police that he spotted someone driving a "strange motorized machine" before the crash). A plastered Wygle, who failed a series of field sobriety tests, was charged with DUI and driving with a suspended license, both misdemeanors. His bar stool was not impounded.

If you are having loss of hair

If you are having problems of hair loss, here is a neat way to have some fun with it!

Rocky Revisited!

Knockout times 2!

Big Burger At 53rd Park!

COMSTOCK PARK, Mich. (WZZM) - West Michigan is now home to what might be the least nutritious item ever offered at a ballpark.
The West Michigan Whitecaps unveiled their new menu yesterday for the upcoming baseball season. It includes the Fifth Third Burger, which contains beef, lettuce, tomato, salsa, sour cream, chili and fritos on an eight-inch high sesame seed bun.
Playing off it's name, it weighs one and 2/3 pounds (5/3). It contains nearly 5,000 calories, 300 grams of fat, and more than 10,000 milligrams of sodium.
The burger costs $20 and anyone who finishes it in one sitting, gets a free Fifth Third Burger t-shirt. The T-Shirt is a great item to be burried in after your arteries are clogged and stop working.

Working with Idiots Can Kill You!

Now, this article tells us about how working with idoits can kill you, but what if you are just part of the pack? Stupid is as stupid does! Maybe a new career path will get you out of the rut.

Your Google Use?

I think the use of google is a little too much for those of you that can't spell. Do you see a discrepency in how google is used?

Olivia's Birthday 2009

Olivia celebrated her 7th birthday today! She got a Pink Nintendo DS and has spent alot of time playing and learning how to use it. She and Payton were running fevers all day, so we cancelled her birthday party. She was pretty bummed, but they were both lying around and relaxing all day. We hope to make it up in the future.

Grandma Donna made her some cakes and they have actual barbie dolls in them.

We posed for a family picture for her "kid of the week" at school. She was pretty happy and proud to be the kid of the week.

That Stinks!

LAKELAND, Fla. -- A Polk County teenage student has been suspended from school because he intentionally passed gas, according to school officials.
The Lakeland Ledger reported that 15-year-old Jonathon Locked Jr. was suspended from Bill Duncan Opportunity School under a school district rule against disruptive behavior.
School officials said the teen repeatedly passed gas to make other children laugh. They said the smell also made it difficult to breathe.
Locked's father said his son isn't perfect and they're appealing the suspension, saying the district went too far with its punishment.

Michigan Tech WBB to the Elite 8!

Michigan Tech will take part in the 2009 NCAA Women's Basketball Elite Eight hosted by St. Mary's University in San Antonio, Texas, beginning Tuesday, March 24.

“I couldn’t be more proud of my team,” said head coach John Barnes. “They’ve given their all and made sacrifices to get here, and now we’ve accomplished one of our goals.”

John is the one standing behind dude on the right. You can see his eyes and forehead! In a text, John told me "Going to yet and being the whole darn thing back to MTU!" Good Luch Coach Barnes and the Women's Basketball Team!

Try This!!

I still laugh everytime I watch this video. If I had the nerve I would try this on Carrie and I think the mess would be worth it!

Married 23 Times!

Linda Wolfe, 68, of Anderson, Ind., shows off photos of a few of her ex-husbands. Wolfe, who has been married 23 times and holds the title of World's Most Married Person, said she's lonely and would love to walk down the aisle again, according to the Chicago Sun-Times.

I would also gather she is in the Guiness record holders as the Stupidest Person Ever!!!

Mystery Reader

I went into Olivia's class today to be the mystery reader for her. The only problem was that she opened the sealed envelope and made sure I was the one to come in and read. Oh well, it was nice to see the little faces and have Olivia happy to have me in her room. This is the book she picked out for me to read to her class.

Dominos done Right!

Think you could find a better way to waste time? I think not, thanks for the video Roy.

My Kinda Ice Fishin'!

This is my type of shak! Check out the dish!

Look alot more comfortable than sitting on a bucket or on the ice itself!

The Curse is Over!?

In 1958, after leading the Lions to 3 NFL Championships and providing Detroit nearly decade of Hall of Fame play, the Lions traded Bobby Layne. Bobby was injured during the last championship season and the Lions thought he was through and wanted to get what they could for him. According to Legend, as he was leaving for Pittsburgh Bobby said that Detroit "would not win for 50 years." Check out more of the curse by clicking curse.

Girls being Girls

The girls were hanging around the house just being kids.

Payton was getting use to playing some Ms. Pacman. She was usually really good at getting Ms. Pacman in the corner and getting caught by the ghost.

Olivia was having fun just dressing up in her fancy clothes. She wore this all day and wore it to visit my parents at their house.

Business in the Front, Party in the Back!

They say styles always come back, but I hope this is one that doesn't!